Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

I’m sure you did. I’m a pretty attractive unicorn.

Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol

okay I won’t lol 

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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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